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Are you having a Bad Day??

28v6 Oct 31, 2006

  1. 28v6

    28v6 Guest

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    Are you having a Bad Day?

    Well, then, consider this...

    In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the
    same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am. , regardless of
    their medical condition.

    This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something
    to
    do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to

    why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a
    worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause
    of the incidents.

    The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all
    of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to
    see for
    themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some
    were
    holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to
    ward off the evil spirits.

    Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time
    Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support
    system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

    ..

    Having a Bad Day?

    The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez
    Oil spill in
    Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most
    expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild
    amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

    A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

    .

    Still think you are having a Bad Day?

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
    frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
    running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending
    to
    jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a
    handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to
    that
    moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

    .


    STILL think you're having a Bad Day?

    Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of
    sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in
    Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and
    escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.

    The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

    .


    What?? STILL having a Bad Day?

    Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
    letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on
    it.
    Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to
    bits.

    ****************************

    There now, feeling better ?
    :drag:
     
  2. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    Very Good:)
     
  3. god_thats_quick

    god_thats_quick Numptie of the highest order

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    Well I'm still having a bad day... very funny though. :)
     
  4. Defratos

    Defratos YouÂ’re Dethpicable!!

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    lol, nice ;)
     
  5. fallmonk

    fallmonk Turbo Sport

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    Class dave , made me laugh !
     
  6. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    :)
     
  7. WilkoS5

    WilkoS5 Member

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    Nice one :haha:
     

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