Are you having a Bad Day?
Well, then, consider this...
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the
same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am. , regardless of
their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something
to
do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to
why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a
worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause
of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all
of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to
see for
themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some
were
holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to
ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time
Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support
system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
..
Having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez
Oil spill in
Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild
amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
.
Still think you are having a Bad Day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending
to
jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a
handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to
that
moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
.
STILL think you're having a Bad Day?
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of
sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in
Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and
escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
.
What?? STILL having a Bad Day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on
it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to
bits.
****************************
There now, feeling better ?
Well, then, consider this...
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the
same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am. , regardless of
their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something
to
do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to
why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a
worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause
of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all
of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to
see for
themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some
were
holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to
ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time
Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support
system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
..
Having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez
Oil spill in
Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild
amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
.
Still think you are having a Bad Day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending
to
jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a
handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to
that
moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
.
STILL think you're having a Bad Day?
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of
sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in
Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and
escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
.
What?? STILL having a Bad Day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on
it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to
bits.
****************************
There now, feeling better ?
