[ QUOTE ] Ess_Three i must stress in no uncertain terms, that if you carry on with your witty replies and somewhat bonecrushing dry humour, i find that i may have to request you supply myself with a donor rib as mine seem to crack with laughter when you get the proverbial "bit between your teeth"! I believe your colleague moderator is a doctor so we can carry out the operation with no delay! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif [/ QUOTE ] CJ, I'm pleased there are still those who can pick the dry humour out of my obviously insulting, sarcastic and obnoxious posts. For that, I am genuinely grateful. Unfortunately the bold doctor's expertise is probably not what you seek...and besides, he's NHS...you'd be waiting forever!