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Another great joke...

imported_mustwin1 Nov 3, 2004

  1. A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital were testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father.

    He asked if they were willing to try it out. Both said they were very much in favour of it.

    The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 per cent for starters, explaining that even 10 per cent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 per cent pain transfer.

    The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50 per cent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

    The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband
    had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic..................












    When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.
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  2. RichA3Turbo

    RichA3Turbo ...Watching you! Staff Member Moderator

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    Murdoch said:
    A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital were testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father.

    He asked if they were willing to try it out. Both said they were very much in favour of it.

    The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 per cent for starters, explaining that even 10 per cent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 per cent pain transfer.

    The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50 per cent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

    The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband
    had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic..................












    When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.
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  3. S3tony

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    classic! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
     
  4. ajmackie

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    that is absoloutely well funny!!!!!!! ha ha ha!!! keep them coming
     
  5. Khufu

    Khufu Well-Known Member

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    I liked this one off of the linked site LOL

    signs that your girlfriend is cheating on you.
     
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    imported_RastaS4 Guest

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