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And you thought your mates girlfriend was dog ugly

AndyMac Aug 4, 2005

  1. AndyMac

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    SANTA BARBARA , Calif. -The owners of the other contestants in this year's World's Ugliest Dog Contest may have thought their pooches had a chance-until they saw Sam.

    The 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested recently won the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive time, and it's no surprise.

    The tiny dog has no hair, if you don't count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there's the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles from his mouth.

    He's so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said his proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara .

    "People are always horrified when I kiss him. He may turn into a prince yet. He's definitely a toad," she said. "I always thought he'd be great on greeting cards or on a commercial for Rogaine."
    "So many people have told me they've got his picture on their refrigerator. He certainly has a little cult following," she said. "I did years of professional musical theater and never achieved the fame Sam has."

    Sam will appear in this weekend's Fourth of July parade in Santa Barbara , but the recent events may be the cap on a long, ugly career. Lockheed says Sam's now suffering from congestive heart failure, lung and kidney problems and has definitely slowed down in his twilight years.


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  2. dorgan

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    I thought it was a prop from The Thing!
     
  3. CJ A4

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    Thats one ugly turd man! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
     
  4. RacingTeatray

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    That's seriously ugly - I mean that really even transcends that whole "so ugly it's cute" thing that some dogs have and has sunk on bravely to a whole new depth of completely horrifically scary ugliness.

    I mean imagine waking up to see that looking at you - I know I'd freak out.
     
  5. myzeneye

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    im never gonna eat another pork scratchin'...............

    that friggin hideous...... man, i cant believe it, ive just been sat here, laughing out loud ,hard for about ten minutes.......
    dont think the rock'n'roll woodbines are helpin much.............................................
    bet its breathe would get you high ??
     
  6. audi5e

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    Ha! so that's where the ex-wife ran off to...
     
  7. Masterm8fo

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    christ youd have to have it put down.....how could you walk down the street with it
    its a /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/swear.gif mutant
     
  8. necroeire

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    I think he's kinda cute for an Alien.
     
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    Jabba's gonna be p!ssed! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    im never gonna eat another pork scratchin'...............

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    Fc ukin excellent comment - I love Pork Scratchings and I haven't stopped chucklin to myself yet.....
     
  11. MikeA3

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    Thats one ugly son of a b!tch !!!
     
  12. TDI-line

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    He could be the new Yoda. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
     

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