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An immigrants poem!

necroeire Sep 20, 2005

  1. necroeire

    necroeire Active Member

    I come for visit, get treated regal,
    So I stay, who care I illegal?
    I cross border, poor and broke,
    Take bus, see employment folk.
    Nice man treat me good in there,
    Say I need to see welfare.
    Welfare say, "You come no more,
    We send plenty cash right to your door."
    Welfare cheques, they make you wealthy,
    NHS, it keep you healthy!
    By and by, I got plenty money,
    Thanks to you, British dummy.
    Write to friends in motherland,
    Tell them come as fast as you can.
    They come in rags on the back of trucks,
    I buy big house with welfare bucks.
    They come here, we live together,
    More welfare cheques, it gets better!
    Fourteen families they moving in,
    But neighbour's patience wearing thin.
    Finally, British guy moves away,
    Now I buy his house, and then I say,
    "Find more aliens for house to rent."
    And in the yard I put a tent.
    Send for family (they just trash),
    But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
    Everything is mucho good,
    And soon we own the neighbourhood.
    We have hobby-it's called breeding,
    Welfare pay for baby feeding.
    Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
    We get free! We got no bills!
    British man crazy! He pay all year,
    To keep us illegals in comfort here.
    We think UK is very good place!
    Much too good for the British race.
    If they not like us, they can go,
    There's lots of room elsewhere you know....
  2. madvw

    madvw Active Member

    recent one in our local paper was someone on welfare complaining that their benefits were so low, it didn't cover their NTL bill...

    two words:

  3. Just Plain Old

    Just Plain Old Active Member


    Very Good.................. Sadly it only proves the old adage, many a true word said in jest!
  4. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

    No Sh!t......
  5. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

    Spot on, but sad.
  6. Defratos

    Defratos YouÂ’re Dethpicable!!

    sad in many ways

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