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An illegal immigrant.......

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by voorhees, Sep 8, 2012.

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    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    .........picks up a hooker in Kings Cross.

    "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.

    "£100," she replies.

    In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?"

    "No" she says.

    "I pay you £200 to do immigrant style."

    "No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

    "I pay you £300."

    "No," she says.

    "I pay you £400."

    "No," she says.

    So finally he says, "OK, I pay £1,000 to do immigrant style."


    She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.

    I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world.

    How bad could immigrant style be?"

    So she agrees and has sex with him.

    Finally, after several hours, they finish.

    Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,
    "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.

    But that was good.

    So, what exactly is immigrant style?"


    The illegal immigrant replies,
    "You send bill to Government."



    AND THAT, MY FRIENDLY FELLOW TAXPAYERS,
    IS EXACTLY HOW THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE SCREWING US!
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    Brilliant !!
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    Ha ha, choice........ Love it.
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