An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafeâ with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, âA hamburger, chips and a coke,â and turns to the emu, âWhatâs yours?â âIâll have the same,â says the emu. A short time later the waitress returns with the order âThat will be $9.40 please,â and he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the emu come again and he says, âA hamburger, chips and a coke.â The emu says, âIâll have the same..â Again the truckie reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. âThe usual?â asks the waitress. âNo, itâs Friday night, so Iâll have a steak, baked potato and a salad,â says the man. âSame,â says the emu. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, âThat will be $32.62.â Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. âExcuse me, mate, how do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?â âWell, loveâ says the truckie, âa few years ago, I was cleaning out the back shed, and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.â âThatâs brilliant!â says the waitress. âMost people would ask for a million dollars or something, but youâll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!â âThatâs right. Whether itâs a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,â says the man. The waitress asks, âWhatâs with the bloody emu?â The truckie sighs, pauses, and answers, âMy second wish was for a tall chick with a big ar*se and long legs, who agrees with everything I say.