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always check your childs homework

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by voorhees, May 4, 2009.

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    Dear Mrs. Jones,
    I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
    I work at Homebase and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out of every single snow shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it.Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole.It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Homebase.
    From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
    Sincerely,
    Mrs. Smith
     
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    Oh, and i spelt mine right :)
     
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    I'm so glad I posted first. (Just)! :hi:
     
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    Damn my slow arse connection.......:crying:
     
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