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All you students - pass your science exam here....Q & A

hop2407 Feb 13, 2006

  1. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    Hav a read through these Children's Science Exam Answers. These are reputed to be real answers given by children.

    Q: Name the four seasons.
    A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

    Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
    A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

    Q: How is dew formed?
    A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

    Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
    A: Keep it in the cow.

    Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
    A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

    Q: What are steroids?
    A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

    Q: What happens to your body as you age?
    A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

    Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
    A: Premature death.

    Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen).
    A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

    Q: What is the fibula?
    A: A small lie.

    Q: What does "varicose" mean?
    A: Nearby.

    Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section"
    A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

    Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
    A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
     
  2. Khufu

    Khufu Well-Known Member

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    lol, some sound made up. Mind you my pal, when being forced into Home Economics at school because too many had sprinted to the art class (there was a choice) wrote in an exam amongst other answers I cant remember:

    Q - name X raising agents
    A - a crane, the incredible hulk

    Q - How do you intoduce air into a cake
    A - open the window

    cant rememeber them all but it was priceless - teacher went absolutely mental /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     

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