tankdriver
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AIRLINE LOGS
Who said that engineers lack a sense of humour?
Pilot: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
Engineer: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.
P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
E: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.
P: No. 2 propeller seeping prop fluid.
E: No. 2 propeller seepage normal. Nos 1, 3 and 4 propellors lack normal seepage.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
E: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windscreen.
E: Live bugs on order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces 200 fpm descent.
E: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
E: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
E: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: IFF inoperative.
E: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
E: Suspect youre right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
E: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
E: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
E: Reprogrammed target radar with words.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
E: Cat installed.