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Air Stewardess

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by miw615, Apr 23, 2013.

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    [Apr 23, 2013]
    A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walks in and sits
    down at the table next to him.

    He decides because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty
    flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by
    identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

    He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto :

    'To Fly. To Serve'?

    The woman looks at him blankly.

    He sits back and thinks up another line.

    He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto:

    'Winning the hearts of the world'?

    Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

    Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto:

    'Going beyond expectations'?

    The woman looks at him sternly and says:

    'What the f**k do you want?'

    'Aha!' he says

    "Ryanair".
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