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Afraid of spiders..........

hop2407 Mar 8, 2006

  1. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    READ before looking at the picture...

    They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected with Novocaine so you go numb instantly.
    You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long.
    If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes
    contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you.

    PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. Supposidly, these are Spiders found daily in IRAQ by troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one of these in your tent!

    http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/9048/camelspider1a8bt.jpg
     
  2. marriedblonde

    marriedblonde Active Member

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    holy cr4p!!!
     
  3. RichA3Turbo

    RichA3Turbo ...Watching you! Moderator

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    Good story...but not true /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif Thats a camel spider...They latch onto the belly of camels and eat them... Thats why they are sand coloured. Nasty f*ckers though!
     
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  5. pwnorman

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    Think i'd still run like hell if i saw one.
     
  6. RichA3Turbo

    RichA3Turbo ...Watching you! Moderator

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    I'd sh*t twice and die.
     
  7. necroeire

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    Ahh they're cute..... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/heart.gif
     
  8. god_thats_quick

    god_thats_quick Numptie of the highest order

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    I'd sh*t twice and die.

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    I think I share those feelings... add to that the fact it looks just like those bloody face huggers out of alien and you've got a serious nervous breakdown on your hands! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked2.gif
     
  9. RichA3Turbo

    RichA3Turbo ...Watching you! Moderator

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif

    The picture makes them look huge..they really are not that big... But if its bigger than a 10p piece, the thing has to die!
     
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    I'd sh*t twice and die.

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    Think i'd still run like hell if i saw one.

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    I think a combination of the two!
     
  11. rickparmar

    rickparmar Active Member

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    imagine youo were watching tv at home, then 1 crawls out from under the sofa lol
     
  12. pwnorman

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    Dont be saying sh*t like that i'm sat on floor with laptop infront of the fire think i'll be moving now.
     
  13. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    God damm face huggers. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
     
  14. RichA3Turbo

    RichA3Turbo ...Watching you! Moderator

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    hahahaha... who'd have thought so many grown men would be scared of spiders!
     
  15. Oh man... why'd you have to bring spiders onto the forum!?

    I remember the first time I saw that picture a few years ago... I thought I'd sh*t twice and died back then!

    Horrible things... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
     
  16. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    imagine youo were watching tv at home, then 1 crawls out from under the sofa lol

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    Ha Ha Ha - **** me - yeah imagine it eh..... Usually tw@ em wi' me size 10's.... I'd definatley think twice wi these arachnids...
     

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