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  1. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    A married man was having an affair
    with his secretary.
    One day they went to her place
    and made love all afternoon.
    Exhausted, they fell asleep
    and woke up at 8 PM .
    The man hurriedly dressed
    and told his lover to take his shoes
    outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
    He put on his shoes and drove home.
    'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.
    'I can't lie to you,' he replied,
    'I'm having an affair with my secretary.
    We had sex all afternoon.'
    She looked down at his shoes and said:
    'You lying bastard!
    You've been playing golf!'
     
  2. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    haha, brilliant!
     
  3. JD09

    JD09 I'm not modding, I'm improving VCDS Map User

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    Lol!
     
  4. S3 BUH

    S3 BUH Member

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    excellent :laugh:
     

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