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    Is it just around here or are there flying ants EVERYWHHHEERREEEEE!!! :scared2:
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    I'm in Cheltenham all this week, and no flying ants here.....
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    Maybe just in London then.
    I just went out to grab bite to eat and must've looked like an absolute mentalist to people looking at me from their offices. I was punching and kicking the air as I walked cos these little buggers were attacking me.
    Hate 'em.
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    Take a tennis racquet with you and slice the little b*stards to bits....

    Thats my approach to wasp management....
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    Nope none near me either :)

    So far!!!
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    If there's one thing that could make me look more mental than punching thin air then hitting forehands and backhands with a tennis racket might just be it. :happy:
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    Yeah, but the payoff is better. At least you can teach those little flying gits a lesson...

    On the whole, I'd say it's worth it.

    Possibly where a balaclava also, and shout 'Heeeee-ya' whilst doing it.

    If you're going to put your foot in it, go up to the groin!
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    You make a point there.
    Think I'll subsitute the balaclava for a John McEnroe type head band though.
    Might as well do it properly.
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    Can you take photos for me please, this I would LOVE to see!
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    You cannot be serious!
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    Nope. Sadly. :(
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    EDIT: Just got the reference.... a bit late.

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    :tocktock:
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    'twas before my time dude - I'm only a young un....
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    [​IMG]


    (How about this reference?)
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    I had a `swarm` in my bathroom 2 years ago, the little bastards came through the wall cavity and under the bath. Miwwions of em`!
    Fyling around humping each other n that.

    You see, ants mate `on the wing` so develop wings to do so. Its only during this time ants have wings.
    This usualy coincides with a new nest being colonised and the old one being evacuated and/or destroyed.

    The Environmental guy at the Council told me that.

    Pay attention, you will be tested on this later........

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    I know it to be the young ones.... LOL.

    Before my time again, first aired in 82, when I was born late 86.

    I've seen a few though. Great show.
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    :icon_thumright:

    Hold on one damn minute!!!!
    Are you telling me (after council man telling you) that these mofo's are flying around 'doing it'??
    I've noticed that these flying ants are MASSIVE (in ant context).... So what about the regular little ones crawling about with no wings?? You telling me that they don't get any jiggy jiggy? Ever??
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    IMO, it sucks to be an ant..... LOL. Well, a floor bound ant at at least.

    Flying ants, can fly and get it on, they've not got it so bad.
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    :lmfao:

    When you put it like that I think I wanna be an ant. A flying one.
    And all I'd have to worry about is tennis rackets.
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    And the spikey haired nutter wielding it, and shouting Heeee-ya.

    I.e. Me.
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    Suppose in relative terms the winged ants get to to be in the `mile high` club then?
    Then die.

    "Check me out me crawly siblings, I am flying and humping!!! Yip Yip Yip!!

    All the while the crawly guys are left going solo with the odd Sherman to keep them going...:ermm:

    A Bugs life just aint fair.
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    This is a thread for the collective mentals of ASN me thinks....

    Think how Pandas must feel..... LOL
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    Feel for the fellas.
    Panda porn must be thin on the ground right?

    At least their breath smells nice though.
    "Every cloud..." etc....
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    Or maybe they are just gay.
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    Good point, but then surely they would bum instead?

    In any event you would expect `ant action` of sorts, no?
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    No flying ants down here in Cardiff

    Lol that must of been comical to people in the office!:lmfao:


    :lmfao:
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    Maybe that's why Pandas have black eyes. They keeping getting a slap from the female Panda for nagging about getting it on...

    Maybe.
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    Or from bending over chasing gay ants and bumping into stuff?
    Who knows.
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    Whaye aye man, its where Dec parks his sausage man, bonny lad.
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    :think: :yes:
    I see what you did there.
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    :lmfao:
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    there are loads of flying ants here to (south east london) some weird mini wasp things about to
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    Are they bonking?
    I've been out to have a look but I think the ones round here are frigid.
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    lmfao.. ant porn..... WTF!!! lol
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    Oh yes!

    [​IMG]
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    LMFAO!!!! Where do you get these pics? Google? And did you just type in , "ants humping"!? haha! You know, you can get these tennis rackets with an electro thingy in it so when you swing it on the flying ones, they just sizzle on your racket!! ;)
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