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A sad day for tennis...

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by voorhees, Oct 14, 2009.

  1. voorhees

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    Wimbledon hopeful Simona Halep wants surgery to reduce the size of her
    breasts.

    Halep is seen as one of the tennis stars of the future after winning a
    host of junior titles and a place in the final of the junior French Open
    last year.

    But the 5-foot-5-inch Romanian tennis star said she thinks her 34DD bust
    is holding her back.
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    "This Autumn I'll have a breast reduction operation," Halep said. "The
    breasts make me uncomfortable when I play."

    "It's the weight that troubles me (and) my ability to react quickly," she
    added.

    WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THIS LADY THAT WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING!! THIS SELFISH SPOILED LITTLE BRAT SHOULDN'T BE SO CONSUMED WITH "WINNING MAJOR TENNIS TOURNAMENTS"!!
    WHAT ABOUT US...THE HARD-WORKING EVERYDAY FAN?
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  3. quattrojames

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    Happy Days! :)
     
  4. jojo

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    Bit top heavy isn't she. :)
     
  5. Crombie

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    When is her next tournaments. Any weight needs to be lifted, I could lend a hand or two :whistle2:
     
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    great rack.......:icon_thumright:
     
  7. Neilybabs

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    RIP Simona Halep Wappage :( truely sad day.
     
  8. kkp0897

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    What a lovely pairs 'bristols'......
     
  9. 1wheelonly

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    i wouldnt mind hump-iring that ! lol
     
  10. PaulAr

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    Take a bow Mr Hees.:o.k:

    I love Tennis me.......
     
  11. Johnny Bravo

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    It seems it did good for her :)
     
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    Yep, she looks pretty gutted about being delt a bad card in the chest department, could always turn to hand to a speed reduction campaign.

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