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A Recent Application i came across...............

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Rev-head, Feb 26, 2005.

  1. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    Deer Sir,

    I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

    I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

    I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

    I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

    I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

    hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


    Sinseerly,



    Peggy May Starlings



    PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v700/rev-head/untitled.bmp
     
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  3. waveform2

    waveform2 * J e d i *

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    Hehe hired! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dancing.gif
     
  4. laurra

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif

    men /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  5. CJ A4

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    She can work for me anytime /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  6. fallmonk

    fallmonk Turbo Sport

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    im sure i could help her with her spelling ! lol
     
  7. Just Plain Old

    Just Plain Old Active Member

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    Meets 'all' the criteria I look for in a secretary............
     
  8. W8 Performance

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    Very good mate!
     
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    lol!! v funny!
     
  10. excellent...! as the nice man said, 'Hired!'

    Best serious one I had, was from a spotty lad looking for his second job, whose previous experience was :

    'stakin shelfs down the meat isle'

    hmmm...
     
  11. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore

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    I'm sure we can work in some specific terms and conditions... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/love_4.gif
     

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