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A muslim woman.......

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by voorhees, Oct 22, 2006.

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  1. voorhees

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    knocked on my door last night,I never opened the door I just spoke to her through the letterbox to see how she likes it
     
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  3. silver75

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    I dont get it
     
  4. s3shabs

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    Hes being a prick.
     
  5. Rev-head

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    Not very PC but still funny ..........come on folks got to lighten up this is far from a serious section
     
  6. Just Plain Old

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    No no.............. LIke Rev Head said, lighten up!!

    A good reposte might have been............ something like,,, 'she could however still tell that he was talking out of his a$$hole'!!:)
     
  7. s3shabs

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    lol..yeh sorry..initial reaction.
     
  8. silver75

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    still dont get it :(
     
  9. Booth_S4

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    Think about it! what do muslim women wear on their face?
     
  10. 28v6

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    "Veiled Humour" there me thinks..... Ahhh The Subtlety of it... Still Funny though...:laugh: :blow:
     
  11. Defratos

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    I believe it is sad humor.
     
  12. silver75

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    ahh... are you suggesting the muslim woman had previously spoke to you through a letter box
     
  13. Defratos

    Defratos You’re Dethpicable!!

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    no, I just think it's sad seeing how this country is changing (for the worse) before my eyes. But you guys carry on having your letter box conversation
     
  14. popsy

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    sad so called humour
     
  15. silver75

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    wasnt asking you was asking the original poster :sm4:


    this thread is very strange or is it just me? :wacko:
     
  16. Dan Gliballs

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    Remember folks, it's still OK to laugh at the Irish/Catholics, and ridicule the French, but make fun of a Muslim based nation (or the religion itself),.......................and things all become very serious.

    Even Jewish comedians take the piss out of the Jewish religion FFS.
     
  17. Defratos

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    yeah fair enough to all, but I don't think u guys know how much focus is being put on muslims for something as silly as a head scarf. I mean I myself agree with half of what is being said, but I can't help feeling that some say things with much more beliefe than they make it out to be
     
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    you getting many splinters in your arse?
     
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    :applaus:
     
  20. guntherprein

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    americans and brits should pull out of iraq and afghanistan...then kick out all muslims and arabs out of american and british soil.
     
  21. DIPS_A4

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    UMMM HERE WE GO AGAIN. ITS ONLY JOKES WE ALL TAKE THE PISS OUT OF EACH OTHER LIGHTEN UP FOLKS!
     
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    This is so sad isn't it, the whole point of a joke is that by definition it is something not to be taken seriously.
    Most jokes are at the expense of someone and in this country (ENGLAND) we have something called "Freedom of Speech".
    If you don't like what someone says don't listen, simple as that!

    God the amount of jokes that have been told over the years at the expense of the Irish!

    I assume the person that replied with "prick" or whatever it was was a well rounded individual with an excellent understanding of multicultural society and how to integrate oneself in that society.
    This would normally include understanding of a countries' mannerisms, culture and not assuming a pedestal high above these casting moral aspersions down on those below.
     
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    I also think the joke is not offensive in any way and also very funny!:)
     
  25. Randomjim

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    Well said!!
     
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    1 post 0 brain cell
     
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    Don't worry he is a banned user that has re-registered - banned again now :)
     
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    Don't tell me that was Bainsyboy.......????:laugh:
     
  29. Onlyme

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    No it wasnt me, and i dont agree with the posting.

    I do think the joke is funny though same as some Irish, Scottish etc jokes are funny
     
  30. Defratos

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    Bainsyboy? weren't you around a few years back with like a few thousand posts? or am I thinkin of the wrong fella?
     
  31. silver75

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    Bainsyboy started the "imogen" thread and got (unfairly imo banned) as a result


    One thing i think you guys need to realise that being a Muslim is completely different to be Irish just like being a Jew is completely different to being scottish so that argument doesnt stand up.

    Jokes that are exceptable to one group of people can be highly offensive to others. That is the way of the world.
    Next we will be telling jokes about black people and using the argument "well I can tell jokes about the french..."

    I just think it is important to remember these things before posting jokes like these :sm4:
     
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    As he has already replied you know it wasn't him. But just to reiterate no it was someone else.

    J.
     
  34. Onlyme

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    Defratos yes you are right, now and for a very long time im stuck in reverese gear and suffer with neck pain
     
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    do you want your other username back ?
     
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    Bit silly if you ask me, you have said the IRISH & IRISH is not a religion whereas being Muslim is having faith in a religion. If it was said that an Arab woman knocked on the door etc. you could have stated the IRISH.

    There is by far a difference...

    In the whole a good joke but makes me think there's alot of hatred in some people and its jokes like this that triggers those people to start!
     
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    Well my letterbox was highly offended.
     
  38. Defratos

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    lol
     
  39. MiguelMcTyson

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    I'm far happier with the joke on religious grounds because I think most organised religions could do with the piss being taken, although I agree with others that this joke has racist overtones.

    This is clearly the case because I have heard it from at least 5 people in the last 2 days, most of who have never told me a joke before in their lives.
     
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    Hey, that's my line! :motz:
     
  41. Caesium

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    I see people have looked just at the mere words in my post and not the actual meanings. The fact I mentioned Irish is immaterial it was just a comparison.
    the Irish are a people, a fair sized group at that, Muslims are also a group of people. The fact that muslim is a religion and irish is a nationality makes sod all of a difference, if you had an ounce of intelligence to actually read and understand the sentiment then the post would make sense.

    Characterising muslims and saying Irish is not a religion makes no difference at all, is it okay to make fun of a nation but not a religion then?

    WAKE UP for gods sake!
     
  42. s3shabs

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    and a great one too! Audi sport influence at its finest!

    Im a muslim, but u know what..Im starting to learn to ignore it.
    People who take the mick, joke etc seem to be looking for that certain reaction.If you dont give it to them, it defeats the object of them taking the mick in the first instance. If you show them that its hurt,or offended you, theyve fulfilled theyre expectations..
    Everybody has their own opinions, and that can be change.Its like a viscious circle.
    My only criticism is that these jokes etc, whther they be irish, muslim jokes shouldnt be aired on an audi forum, as they may be some irish or muslims members like myself, who may take offence.
    it should be avoided if it may cause even the slightest bit of offence to anyone. Im sure many of you will agree.

    We, on the forum arent classed as any individual colour, nationality or religion..but simply, a family of Audi owners.

    :respekt:
     
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