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Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by voorhees, Feb 25, 2009.

  1. voorhees
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    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.

    They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with
    pager .

    After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly "Wow, she's fat!

    The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet.

    A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out
    as far as they would go and announced "I'll bet her bum is this wide!"

    The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.

    The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.

    After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue.

    Just then her pager begin to emit a "beep, beep, beep".

    The little boy yelled out "Run for your f***ng life, she's reversing.
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    Thats a cracker, nice one i like it:lmfao:
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    :jester:good one mate liked it :jester:
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