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A man was riding his Harley along a beautiful California beach....

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    [Oct 30, 2009]
    when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
    Lord said, 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I
    will grant you one wish.'

    The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
    ride over anytime I want.'

    The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
    challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to
    reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
    take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it,
    but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take
    a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
    mankind.'

    The biker thought about it for a long time.

    Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand
    our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking
    when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means
    when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly
    happy.'

    The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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