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A man walks into a bar....................

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    [Dec 21, 2006]
    A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the barman pours the drink, he remarks, "That's quite a heavy drink, sir. What's the problem?"

    After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, "I found my wife in bed with my best friend."

    'Wow," says the barman, "What did you do about it?"

    "I walked over to my wife, looked her in the eye, told her to pack her stuff, and get the hell out."

    "That makes sense," remarks the barman... "And, what about your best
    friend?"

    "I looked him right in the eye and yelled, "Bad Dog"
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    [Dec 21, 2006]
    thats just wrong! but funny :D
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    [Jan 26, 2007]
    Very good.
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    [Jan 26, 2007]
    Nice one....
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