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A hell of a way to go

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kontraband, Aug 8, 2008.

  1. Kontraband

    Kontraband Active Member

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    it was a DB7 tho, he did it in style...
     
  4. marriedblonde

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    The wife...
     
  5. Kontraband

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    Is it?? Explains a lot.


    topless DB7 no less.;)
     
  6. Z82

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    Jesus! I'd decapitate myself too if I was married to that!
     
  7. buckas

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    she's of white race

    far too many tanning times me thinks, like an oompa loompa's been left in the sun
     
  8. danotto

    danotto VAG HUNTER

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    i still probably would have a go on her though,as long as the tan doesnt rub off end up goin home to the missus lookin like dale winton.lol
     
  9. marriedblonde

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    Danotto, you need to respect yourself a little more ;)
     
  10. pjmspeedy

    pjmspeedy Dude, what's mine say ?

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    That's a classic quote!!! :respekt:
     
  11. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)
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    Bad news, but you guys crack me up!!!

    Shes darker than me and im Indian!!!
     
  12. Caesium

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    Nasty, looks like a proper chav.
    Some guy killed himself in Collier Row near where I used to live in exactly the same way, his head came right off and his car ended up in someone's front garden, they came out to investigate and found a headless corpse at the wheel. nice.
     
  13. Kontraband

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    I couldnt even imagine coming out to see that! :puke2:
     
  14. fingermouse

    fingermouse thats me

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    another guy loosing his head over a woman .........................
     
  15. Sparky Mark

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    Are you talking about the headless corpse, or the bloke's missus? :D
     
  16. ADEY

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    some of these comments fellas :rolleyes:
    wonder what'll happen to the Aston?
     
  17. voorhees

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    Mr Mellin certainly was in charge of his own destiny,he run up debts so she has not one penny.
    If it was me I think someone else would of come along with me:yes:
     
  18. AndyMac

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    That'll be an interesting insurance claim on the Aston, I'd imagine it won't be covered!
     
  19. benw123

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    I feel sorry for whoever it was that found the corpse! I assume the Aston must have eventually rolled into something, and that interior must be a mess - grim.
     
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    Suicide is selfish :end_of_discction:
     
  21. Nickynibbles

    Nickynibbles Damn it where's 7th gear when you need it?!

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    No thats not the lyrics to the MASH theme tune!
     
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    Lol well I can't see it was painless in this example .....
     
  24. dansansome

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    i would have thought it would have been instant. depending on how much rope slack/speed was used
     
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    Or whether he had been a boy scout...
     
  26. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    nasty story, but keeps me in a job!! lol

    1 question tho... what does the salesman say when they ask about the previous owner of the aston??
     
  27. Neilybabs

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    "The previous owner wasn't very headstrong"?
     
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    the previous owner let it go because it was too much of a headturner for him to handle
     
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    "The previous owner couldn't handle it as he felt he was roped into buying it"
     
  30. Nickynibbles

    Nickynibbles Damn it where's 7th gear when you need it?!

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    The previous owner was head over heels about the car but couldnt live with all the tie ups of ownership any longer!!
     
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    The car was so great that the previous owner lost his head....
     
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    We were ASTONished to find that the previous owner could knot put up with his wife after a blazing row came to a head.
     
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    Nickynibbles Damn it where's 7th gear when you need it?!

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    And the fugly wife must of thought "i've given him some of the best years of my life and he does this, that garoted-ude for you!!"

    I'll get my coat......................
     
  34. Neilybabs

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    ....I've already called the cab ;)
     
  35. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    lmao @ you lot!!
     
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    HAHAHAAHHA you lot!
     

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