1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

A Friday Morning Oldie

jdp1962 Feb 17, 2006

  1. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator TFSI Owners Group Team V6 Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

    8,396
    2,935
    113
    A man had great tickets for the World Cup Final.

    As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to him.

    "No," he says. "The seat is empty."

    "This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the
    World Cup Final, the Biggest sporting event, and not use it?"

    "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come With me, but she passed
    away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married."

    "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find Someone else, a friend or
    relative, or even a neighbour to Take the seat?"


    The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."
     
  2. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

    1,408
    0
    36
    Ha Ha Ha good one /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  3. The Slug

    The Slug Active Member

    1,869
    0
    36
    lol
     
  4. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif Dedication... I love it! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  5. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

    2,664
    0
    36
    HAHAHA excellent! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
     

Share This Page