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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam.....

rickparmar Jun 26, 2006

  1. rickparmar

    rickparmar va va voom

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    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the autobahn. Nothing is moving.
    Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and
    asks, "What's going on?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped 3 England football players. They're asking for a
    £10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and
    set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

    "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

    "About a gallon"
     
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    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator DSG

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