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A drink driver hits a tree and is lying through the windscreen..

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by L1 HCS, Nov 19, 2006.

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    [Nov 19, 2006]
    A drink driver hits a tree and is lying through the windscreen moaning and occasionally screaming, The police arrive and one officer says to the drunk "you drunken B*st*rd your gilfreind is 100 yards down the road and she's not moaning half as much as you!" and he says"yesh but have looked in her mouth" :lmfao:
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    Oh boy...........
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    A4Andy Quattro-tastic. Not half.

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    :tumble:

    Taxi!
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    An Abreviated "Old One"... Tee..he..:p
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