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takes his mates back to see his new flat after a few lagers one of his mates asks him what the big brass gong is for? the bloke says 'its my speaking clock' the lad replied 'how does it work?' 'I'll show you' as he gets a lump hammer and whacks it! a voice comes from next door yelling 'for ***** sake you **** its ten to two in the morning!'
