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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ads, Aug 4, 2010.

  1. Purple Princess
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    What exactly is the point of this thread??!! Its like the 'news feed' page on facebook!

    Please don't start taunting, arguing etc for the sake of it or I will have to close it.

    Continue to play nice and you can have your erm thread.........

    Stacey
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    Another random post...thanks Stacey! :p
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    DAMN!!! What they heck happened here then??? What did I miss?? :lmfao:
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    you snoooze you lose anythree :lazy:
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    I'm never going to sleep again!


    And Crazy - Ok ok ok ok you win!! You're not tight with your 'thanks'. I take it back. I'm sorry. So so sorry.
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    lol aythreee. You can start more random topics 24/7 now rather than core office hours..

    crazy has indeed graduated!!
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    whatever lad!
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    :haha:
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    I quite liked thanking your posts though dude, i was just getting the hang of it! :)
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    On a side note, my mrs is doing my nut in today!!! Being a proper spastic. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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    But people will talk. :tapedshut:

    How so??

    Mine is usually like this too. Although today she is getting her a new iPhone so the mood seems good. So far!
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    Just doing my nut in, started as a misunderstanding last night which she just won't accept fault for. In her head, the blame is always 50/50...she is never 100% to blame. And, the only time she will apologise is after I have.

    Never marry a stubborn woman people...hours of frustration ahead i think.

    Can i leave her yet? muhaha
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    Lol Crazy.

    We all know your pain :whip:
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    What are you complaining about!!! Count yourself lucky. I am always 100% to blame. If I could get a 99/1 blame split (99 being my share of the blame) I'd celebrate for days!
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    Yeah, but when you decide to work from home, and just as lunchtime sex is about to start she brings it up again only to storm off...not a happy man. I feel deflated, literally. I'm sure she's satan with tits
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    That alone is worthy of divorce. Women are evil. Proof.
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    :haha:

    Cheer up Crazy! Make up sex will make it all better.
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    Couldn't agree more. I think I called her a spasticated retard as she walked off though, so immature I know, and it won't go down well...oops.

    To quote the Pink song: "It's just you and your hand tonight" Suits me fine.
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    She doesn't do makeup sex. I will have to wait ages now until the incident is forgotten completely otherwise satan there will bring it up again and she'll storm off. Not that i'm bitter, or anything.
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    LMAO.... I don't envy you Crazy.

    Maybe a 'bitch slap to the ground' approach would change her attitute? Willing to chance it?
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    I did once suggest a donkey punch, but that didn't go down too well :)
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    lol - how about you come home late one night, half drunk, with a younger and more attractive lady claiming she is your colleague and you guys had an emergency meeting?
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    That reminds me of one of my favourite ever jokes I once read...

    Why I fired my secretary:

    Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember.

    My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

    As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

    We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two Martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.""Okay," I nervously replied.

    She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake.

    Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy birthday".

    And I just sat there...

    On the couch...

    Sobbing...

    Naked...

    and erect.
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    :lmfao: I've seen this joke a few times, but love it more each time.

    What in god's name would you do if you got busted like that!?
    I'd probably get up and calmly run head first into the nearest wall, hoping for death.
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    I am the same, it just gets funnier each time.

    And as for my reaction, most likely something similar. Or perhaps in the mood I am in now, i'd look at my wife and say "yes...I want to bone her because you're poo. You can watch if you like. The end"
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    ......of your days alive.
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    I always wonder, how do women have such good memories?!!

    They never forget a single
    Incident!!! And will ALWAYS bring it up when you least expect it!
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    :lmfao:

    Seriously though, what would you say?
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    I like to think I can bullsh*t my way out of most situations, but one like this..... I'd sit there, numb. And then blurt out the first thing that comes to mind in an attempt to make it look like I knew what was going on the whole time and me sitting there naked was in some way intentional and part of an elaborate counter-strike against the secret birthday party they had planned for me.
    Problem is i'd probably come out with something that achieves none of the above and makes zero sense in the context of the situation, like....... "SURPRISE!!"

    :blink:
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    Exactly the same as me. I honestly think that one is insurmountable.
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    I thought i'd experienced every possible human emotion... happiness, sadness, fear, excitement, etc etc.
    But that situation would have me experience an entirely different one, and I don't know what it's called, nor am I able to imagine what it'd feel like.
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    Haa haa you poor hen pecked boys lol!!!

    Keep deluding yourselves lol, your wives probably know all your little excuses by now! You lot really make me laugh!

    Not all of us are like you describe.....priceless!!!
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    Let's look at this from the other side of the fence.

    What would you do Sarah if you was the wife in the joke?
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    laugh and enjoy the making up lol!
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    Sarah is one cool chick :icon_thumright:
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    nah! just normal.
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    I don't think so!

    Or maybe it's just the rest of the female population isn't normal....... yup I think I've just cracked it.

    How's training?
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    lol, maybe you are right there! Maybe you have just worked out women lol..

    Hey its great! Hard work but ace place and wow the food.......lol

    Back on Monday....hey ho. AITP first, so lets hope its a good show!
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    Egg, bacon, toms, shrooms, hash browns, bangers, toast and a cuppa tea.


    but mostly wasps with hard ons...



    random enough?
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