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9 words women use

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  1. lil_coz
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    (1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    (4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5)Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .. that will bring on a 'whatever').

    (8)Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--YOU!

    (9)Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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    rob v6 Learning the VAG way

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    very very true
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    You must know my wife.Those commandments should be issued to every new born boy.!!
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    CMD Pointing Forward's!!!!!!!!!

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    My other half only talk's to me using only those 9 word's..
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    Broken Byzan Photographic Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    I have it sorted, those are the nine things i ignore,lol
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    CMD Pointing Forward's!!!!!!!!!

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    RESPECT.. i have a mad Irish to deal with (just finnished painting the hallway).
    Now i can have a play with the laptop for 5 min's before she start's again
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