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9 ways guys pee..

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    Haha quality!
     
  3. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    lol, you nutter! Just do No7, alot less cleaning!!!!!! lol
     
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    I couldn't tell you the last time I did a No. 7 pee.

    No. 9's do my head in though, especially when it goes on your shoes (or the shoes of the person standing at the next urinal!)
     
  5. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics Supporter Team V6 quattro Audi A8 Team Akoya TDi saloon Audi S8

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    No. 9 Is really annoying.
    Made worse by sneezing.
     
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    Sneezing while peeing always causes a No. 6 for me.
    Sometimes even a combination of 3, 4, 8 & 9.
    It can be carnage.
     
  7. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    The only one missing is the 'after sex pee'

    Every man for himself on that one!
     
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    Another one that's missing..........

    The STD pee... aka 'The Flame Thrower'.
    Or at least it feels like that. Allegedly.
     
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    And the middle of the night pee,

    Eyes shut and just hope for the sound of hitting the water instead of the carpet!
     
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    It's about time I was able to use my incontinence for something funny!
     
  12. DaveA3

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    lol quality stuff.
     
  13. auroan

    auroan Active Member

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    Don't forget the morning glory pee... where it goes 5 foot up the bathroom wall.
     
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    shaz Member

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    lol
     
  15. sidibear

    sidibear Looking for Zombies !! Staff Member Moderator Audi A4

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    Yep, the ability to defy the laws of physics and fluid dynamics by converting a single fluid opening into something that can hit the water in the bowl, the seat, the cistern, the carpet, your knees and your scrotum in one swift "****, can't stop it" moment.
     
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    The after sex pee is No.7
     

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