Aug 31, 2011
lol, you nutter! Just do No7, alot less cleaning!!!!!! lol
I couldn't tell you the last time I did a No. 7 pee.
No. 9's do my head in though, especially when it goes on your shoes (or the shoes of the person standing at the next urinal!)
No. 9 Is really annoying.
Made worse by sneezing.
Sneezing while peeing always causes a No. 6 for me.
Sometimes even a combination of 3, 4, 8 & 9.
It can be carnage.
The only one missing is the 'after sex pee'
Every man for himself on that one!
Another one that's missing..........
The STD pee... aka 'The Flame Thrower'.
Or at least it feels like that. Allegedly.
And the middle of the night pee,
Eyes shut and just hope for the sound of hitting the water instead of the carpet!
It's about time I was able to use my incontinence for something funny!
lol quality stuff.
Don't forget the morning glory pee... where it goes 5 foot up the bathroom wall.
Yep, the ability to defy the laws of physics and fluid dynamics by converting a single fluid opening into something that can hit the water in the bowl, the seat, the cistern, the carpet, your knees and your scrotum in one swift "****, can't stop it" moment.
The after sex pee is No.7
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