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7 kinds of sex

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  1. voorhees

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    Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex !

    The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
    * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are Blue in the face.

    The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
    * This is when you have been with your partner For a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

    The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
    * This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

    The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
    * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ' F**k you.'

    The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
    * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

    The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
    * This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

    And; Last, but not least,
    The 7th kind of sex is called: Australian Pension Sex..
    * You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy your self.
     
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  3. jojo

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    :lmfao:
     
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    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)
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    Well done Jase!!
     
  5. lil_coz

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    lol v good
     

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