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3 mice in a pub...

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by lil_coz, Feb 4, 2009.

  1. lil_coz
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    3 mice in a pub having a heavy discussion about who’s the hardest mouse.

    1st mouse says he is, "I go up to mouse traps, rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down I bench press it 30 times and throw it across the room!"

    2nd mouse says, "You poof! I get rat poison, crush it into powder and snort it!"

    3rd mouse finishes his drink, gets up and walks to the door. "Where are you going?" asked the other 2.

    "Home… to f*ck the cat"
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    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)

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    Hehehe!!

    That cat must be a serious pussy!!! LOL
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