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2006 Golf Lingo

necroeire Apr 25, 2006

  1. necroeire

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    Welcome to the new revised 2006 golf lingo

    An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker

    An Arthur Scargill - a great strike, but a poor result

    A Kate Winslett - a bit fat, but otherwise perfect

    A Rodney King - over-clubbed

    An O.J. Simpson - somehow got away with it

    A Condom - safe, but didn't feel real good

    A sister-in-law - up there, but I know that I shouldn't be

    A Sally Gunnell - ugly, but a good runner

    A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell, but still a good runner

    A Kate Moss - a bit thin

    A Gerry Adams - when you hit a 'provisional'


    Putting lingo

    A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer

    A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

    A Rock Hudson- thought it was straight, but it wasn't
     

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