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2 ladies in heaven ....

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by L1 HCS, Nov 25, 2006.

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    [Nov 25, 2006]
    1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.

    2nd woman : Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

    1st woman : I Froze to Death.

    2nd woman : How Horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm &sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death...

    What about you?

    2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
    husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the
    act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd
    both still be alive ! :lmfao:
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