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150 Shades of Grey

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by miw615, Jun 17, 2013.

  1. miw615
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    Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years.

    Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down
    and tells him he isn't going.
    Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

    Two days later the three get to the camping site to find Ron sitting
    there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on
    the fire, sitting having a cold beer.

    "**** Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus
    into letting you go?"

    "Well, I've been here since last night.
    Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife
    came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess
    who?" I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie.

    She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles
    and rose petals all over. Well she's been reading 50 Shades of
    Grey......

    On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up
    and cuff her to the bed, so I did.

    And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

    So, Here I am!

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    Sandra MODERATOR Staff Member Moderator

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    Lmao, that is classic. :) x
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    That's quality
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