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    S3 driving in Germany?

    i think you only need two triangles in spain.
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    90,000 kms service

    Can anyone please tell me what should be done at 90,000kms service, the car has been serviced twice once at 30k and again at 60k, thanks guys
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    What are the chances fo this........

    good idea to leave the doors open gives the fire more air to get going!!!!
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    Never belive the weather man

    It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like...
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    Friday's joke

    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday...
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    midweek joke

    A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day...
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    What is this???

    [ QUOTE ] rubber, very rubbery [/ QUOTE ] all our chicken is rubbery
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    a car joke, well almost!!

    In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be?" Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold...
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    today's joke

    CLOSE SHAVE A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and...
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    The quickest car I've been in is a....

    the quickest car i have been in was the Caterham 7 R500 around Mallory we went around M3's, S4's, Scobbie's and Evo's on the straights and around the bends. wonderful
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    Finally got wheels on S3

    [ QUOTE ] nervus said: You guys need to get out more! She is loverly but its just a girl with a car. Okay nice looking girl with a nice looking car [/ QUOTE ] but it is still a shame about the lights
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    Have you seen this?

    yes it happened over here in the north, two dead!!
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    Taking the A3 to Europe

    i used to insure my car via Gibralter (Lloyds company) on a one year green card, all i had to have was a uk address, this was done via a English broker here in Portugal.
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    Light Smoke Tints! Comments Please

    here is one on my profile, done by pentagon, let me know if you want more.
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    Software conflict

    Having used wife 1.0 & 2.0 along with mistress 1.0 & 2.0 i am now on version 43.0 of girlfriend and do not intend to buy wife version 3.0 as running costs get higher every time!!!
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    Software conflict

    I have tried Mistress 2000! i don't think Mistress 2004 will work as it then trys to become Wife 2.0 and you end up with a loop in the system!!!
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    5hr REVO TRIAL- 2 QUIRIES

    The turbo inlet hose can collapse at higher revs, when the turbo is really sucking!!
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    S3 Instrument Cluster Problem - PLEASE HELP !

    €700 is what i was quoted.
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    5hr REVO TRIAL- 2 QUIRIES

    1st maybe be the inlet hose, what revs? 2nd are you sure that someone has not been backed up to you and then started an old oily engine?
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    Which exhaust?

    i have never looked, does the om one split in to two like the supersprint one?