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    Audi-sport RR day - 22nd November at AMD - result!

    Nice one, John and Jo and thanks to AMD for getting us all on the rollers. A brilliant day, shame bout the weather...Nice to meet some old faces and new ones too. As SimonT said above (which I thought was very funny) The size of my Penis on the day was 300lb of torque and 248 BHP. My penis...
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    Meeting Points for Audi-Sport RR on 22nd November

    By the way, I'm quite sure AmD have a plasma screen in their reception. Well it was their when I went to see them last weekend. Wando, can you please make sure its picking up the rugby by the time we get there mate... Oh and Mick... I sleep naked..just hope that bout of somnabulism doesn't...
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    Meeting Points for Audi-Sport RR on 22nd November

    Mick, Hopefully I'll be able to drag myself outta bed on saturday morning...forgive me if I'm grumpy though Should be able to meet you at the lil chef... I'd like to believe thats the one just after the total petrol stn on that road leading to where we used to have the essex meets a while back?
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    Meeting Points for Audi-Sport RR on 22nd November

    Lo, We can meet up at the A13/M25 junction, say bout 7:15 so we can get to Mick and the others at the A12/M25 lil chef for 7:30...u guys are nuts... I havent been awake at that time on a saturday in years...aargh!
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    Thanks Wando, John or whatever u call urself & AMD

    I would really have liked to know whether VAG Com picked up anything...forgot to ask the Techie.. John can find out I guess. I was really miffed as I got to AMD though cos as I was about 2miles away, the car started shakin revs as in up and way down on the rev counter at idle, ESP light came on...
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    Thanks Wando, John or whatever u call urself & AMD

    Since I had my turbo replaced at the Audi stealers, I always felt all was not right… 2 Turbos later and my car being at the dealers for close to a month, I gave John a ring. He got me an appointment on Saturday just gone with AMD for a power run and the car to be checked over. Very professional...
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    Confirmed Details for Christmas Meet - Book Now!

    So... AmD Rolling Road RichA3Turbo - <font color="red"> Audi A3 1.8T Sport, AmD Remap, Hyperboost, CAI, (twin intercooler hopefully by then) </font> JayA4Turbo - <font color="red">Audi A4 1.8T Sport, Sportec Remap, Hyperboost, CAI </font> JonD - <font color="red">A4 Cab 2.4...
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    ESP Warning Light

    Its either one of the sensors, or your Haldex ECU fecked...Just pray its only the sensors...If its the Haldex ECU, that'll be £1.2k to fix please.. Trust me I've been there, even though its a known problem on S3's
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    Fuel gauge problems !

    Well... Ok I had this problem for a while when I just got my car, the rev counter had a mind of its own, mileage counter kept flickering and the fuel gauge... well.. same as most of you.. As I knew that the mileage/rev counter sensors sat on the engine block, I took it out and reseated it and...
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    rev limit?

    Be careful what you do with that limiter... Im pretty sure the ECU records some funny error code that says, speed limiter exceeded, warranty void as one of its error codes...think this has been discussed on here during the cold war era.. if you know what I mean..
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    Meguiars Tyre Gel

    Al, I dont know how good the product you are using is but I can testify that of all the tyre stuff Ive ever used... and I've used a fair few believe me... I have to give it to meguairs on this one... you rub it on, as its in a gel like form and to be honest...lasts ages n ages.. try it.. I...
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    How much does the heat affect BHP??

    Hi all, I'd like to say that even though Im not mechanically techie minded like most of you seem to be on here (I know how to build houses tho ) I have noticed that my car performs best early in the mornings when the air is pretty moist and temperature is say about 2degrees.. I dont know how to...
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    Isn't it great when...

    [ QUOTE ] jamesa said: S3bangs, you around Herts are you? When I was in the UK, I used to live not far from Elstree... you anywhere near there? -- james [/ QUOTE ] James, I actually live around the docklands area but work in Watford... Saying that, our head office is in Elstree, so am...
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    Just got a S3

    Al, All you had to say was listen to S3Bangs and not get too technical.. trying to show me up... By the way DaveCav... he's right tho
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    Demo of Revo Software

    Just out of curiousity though but not tryin to stoke any fires... If you had a crash, would that be a warranty issue as stated, or an insurance issue?? .. And when Revo says 5 hr trial period.. Is that 5 hrs real time or drive time??
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    Just got a S3

    Easy one this... Chip it... But dont ask me by who as thats a minefield.. U have APR, AMD (I have this), Oettinger, Superchips, Revo, who else I forget but preference to installer is a matter of choice really... Blag a ride if you can with those who have one and you'll find one suitable to your...
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    Launch Techniques for Street Racing :P

    [ QUOTE ] MO-S3 said: AL... how old r u ?? I dont know why but i seem to have this impression of you that ur about 50 something?? dont ask me where i got that idea from ! [/ QUOTE ] Well if he's 50, then he's pretty holding it well from the piccys I've seen..
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    Launch Techniques for Street Racing :P

    [ QUOTE ] AL B said: Wow. Daz must have improved his technique since he last went to Santa Pod - where i thrashed him 3 times in a row! Sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned that again. Off-topic: Tony, when you speak to him next, tell him to get his lazy **** up to the Buxton meet. AL [/...
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    Launch Techniques for Street Racing :P

    Mo, U should've been there that day ... the smell of Macs burnin clutch was acrid ... I think he had to change it shortly afterwards as he really gave it some... Even my mates who came with me to watch had to show some respect for Macs driving skills and also his beast of a car...
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    Launch Techniques for Street Racing :P

    Seriously though.. Im not good at launch starts as Daz and Mac can confirm.. We went time testing on our cars a while back and while Daz was gettin high 5's, low 6's to 60, I was getting piddly 8's .. Driver change to Mac.. he got 5.9secs from mine tho he said it could've been less if he'd been...