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    New Site Format - Well Done!

    Well I was thinking along the same lines, Im getting old and look at things in a different light, ie dont like it/them dont have nowt to do with them simples, for some reason really annoys people!
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    New Site Format - Well Done!

    Wheres the quote button? As for the mods reply above, what exactly are you trying to say ref the Ive fixed it for you as its lost on me, maybe some sort of sick J Saville joke? Make a forum a pita to use and people will move away like most things in life really.
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    New Site Format - Well Done!

    What they actually need is a kick up the backside! I detest it when people change things almost for the sake of change.
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    How do I tell if wifes car has brake assist fitted?

    I am and have always been allergic to main dealers I should be I work for one! Ive done some more research and I think its just a boggo plain jane motor, so no BAS, which is good as the servo is a 100 quid cheaper. Has anyone changed their servo?
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    How do I tell if wifes car has brake assist fitted?

    I need a new servo and all the ones listed are either BAS or non BAS. Its a boggo std 2005 3.0tdi se quattro, looks like std servo and master cylinder to me? Thought this is going to be a ****** to find a pattern part, but no theres shed loads of them, obviously another quality audi design fault!
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    TFSI oil pick up pipe replacement.

    Modern diesels amazing bits of kit until they go wrong, cant argue with that, the trucks are the same Brother in law wanted newish motor I told him nothing french and for the miles he does no diesel, what does he buy? 1.5DCI megane, the most reliable car make and engine combo going!
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    TFSI oil pick up pipe replacement.

    A truck mech driving a petrol engined car, Sir I am disgusted:arco:
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    Audi A4 Auto startup problems with video

    Did he explain how the dmf causes this problem? I would like to know as the crank signal is going to have its pick up points on the fixed part of the flywheel and not the moving dmf part.
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    Audi A4 Auto startup problems with video

    Banoffi pie consumed! Anyway video 2.57 mins onwards specifically mentions the mini and audi cvt as having no dmf or fluid flywheel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TlCXoMi3VQ
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    Audi A4 Auto startup problems with video

    Could be a fuel air leak, Ive had crank sensors play up before on mercs, but they always went wrong when engine was hot, then would work again for a short time when engine had cooled down. As for the multitronic it seems nobody knows whether they still have a clutch and dmf or a fluid flywheel...
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    Re-mapping

    Look at the top of this section at the titled headed 2.0tdi oil pressure problems or something like that.
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    Adjusting headlights for driving in france

    Just do what all the other foreign ****s do over here and dont ****ing bother, bunch of ****ing twats! Their only blessing is they give the lane two hoggers a hard time, still foreign ****ing ****ers want ****ing shooting Ps I would like to apologise for the lack of swear words
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    Advice please, what do you think of this?

    A do run run run away As for 45mpg !
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    Advice on engine choice for A4 Avant B7

    I did the exact same thing as you, researched read all the horror stories on the 2.0tdi and ran away, got wife to buy a 3.0tdi quattro instead, one year later, 4 tyres, front and rear pads, serviced a second time, 6 glow plugs and er thats it! Do it all myself so cheap. Excellent on fuel Have a...
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    3.0TDI Tip G.box problems, maybe?

    I may be wrong but land rover discovery 3 uses the same zf box and there are service kits for sale on ebay Theres a few other car makers who also use the same zf box.
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    Diesel Fuel Cleaners

    That sound good, but what puts me off straight away is that cnut on the home page, utter dickhead! Im not sure who annoys me more Ed the knob or Miliband the ponce?
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    3.0TDI Tip G.box problems, maybe?

    Have you checked the oil level?
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    Smash and dash :(

    What you need is a winch bumper! New rear cross member Ive got to fit to the land rover, I really cant be ***** but it needs doing
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    Diesel Fuel Cleaners

    Ive tried many additives and posh diesel in different cars over the years and cant say I ever noticed a difference at all. As for that video how old is it as they say 100.9 pence per litre!
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    2005 S4 clutch judder.

    Have your friend check all the engine and gearbox mounts as well