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  1. Artimus

    Another Idiot Driver

    The only thing he appeared to do wrong was not blow the horn and salute the driver as he passed. Lane Hogs boil my p*ss like no other.
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    VCDS Supplier

    OBD11 Pro will do both.
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    VCDS Supplier

    You’ll need the “Pro” version of OBD11 to do long coding, and the Hex version of VCDS to access ALL modules on newer VW\Audi group cars.
  4. Artimus

    8v RS3 Spotters Thread

    Black RS3 14plate (I think) this evening on Honeypot Lane, Stanmore! I was in the Lapiz blue Golf R Estate you thought you were towing for a spell.
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    8P VCDS changes thread

    Enable it in the comfort opening menu via VCDS. Can’t check where exactly as I no longer have the car, but I enabled it on my 2009 8P.
  6. Artimus

    Key fob will not lock or unlock

    In that case it might be frozen - warm the key blade up with a lighter and let it sit in the lock for 10-20 seconds to see if it thaws out! Then treat the lock to some graphited oil to prevent it happening again.
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    Key fob will not lock or unlock

    Put some graphited 3in1 oil (halford’s) in the lock and on the key itself, then see if you can gently work it loose.
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    SPOTTERS THREAD FOR A3/S3 8P CHASSIS

    That's Mica Racing Blue If anyone sees a '09 Aruba Blue A3 Sline Sportback w\ S3 grill reg ending GCV, can you let the owner know I may have something for it they want. ;-)
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    Another 2.0T FSI CCZA Timing Chain Tensioner Advice Thread..

    A sad tale indeed, and why I'm willing pay that little extra to buy my cars from Main Dealers - "peace of mind" has a price. Mine has the CCZA engine and has now done 72000 miles without issue (knock on wood). I bought it at 27000 and always had the services done on time. The problem with these...
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    Audi A1 Facelift Xenon's

    Sorry, no before\after pics! but if you're lights seem dim, you'll notice the difference straight away. Edit: Don't forget to enter the "20% off everything" discount code.
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    Audi A1 Facelift Xenon's

    I recently bought a pair of Osram D3S Night Breaker bulbs for my A3, your A1 uses the same HID bulbs. They've made all the difference on back doubles I take to work. Don't waste your money on cheap e-bay specials, it's a false economy. Here...
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    S3 faceflift "headlight range control defective"

    Front and Rear N\S wishbone have an electro-mechanical sensor on it which sets the headlight range, the linkage on that sensor can get over-extended (much like Ibrahimovic's current knee injury - google it if you're not into footie ;)) when you hit something a bit too hard or fast and the...
  13. Artimus

    Fantasy Formula 1 (2017)

    I made a place, but I'm getting dizzy looking up! Changes are afoot though. :nogarors4::respekt:
  14. Artimus

    Obtaining Security Access Codes

    I know this thread is old, but a google for a security code brought me here, and it'd be nice to find the answer I was looking for ...found this one elsewhere and thought it may help someone (or even myself) in future: 12233 Good Luck.
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    Fantasy Formula 1 (2017)

    Bottas (...and Raikkonen) has always been suspect in anything other than dry conditions (lead foot syndrome). Hamilton has proven it's not the car, so Bottas can't hide it this year.
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    Fantasy Formula 1 (2017)

    Normal service has been resumed - 'scuse me, coming through, mind your backs, step aside there. :nogarors4:
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    Locked my keys in the boot!!

    Audi will probably be your best (and most secure) bet to get into the car and re-engage the electronics through the scanning port, but: a: it's going to cost you, and b: it's going to cost you.
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    Fantasy Formula 1 (2017)

    Things can only get better. :whistle2:
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    Fantasy Formula 1 (2017)

    Jolian Palmer (my 3rd driver) seems to be full of excuses! :gaehn: I think he's as cursed as Mark Webber was. :sadlike:
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    Fantasy Formula 1 (2017)

    :bye: I just joined that league and wondered why I didn't need a password. I see two others that apparently don't realise they've joined the wrong one - can't remember who they are, but they probably need informing. BTW - count me in. :)