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  1. monkey_lewis

    NON VAG race car build saxo vtr stock hatch

    been on here quite a while although i dont post much still look at whats going on and what im missing out on... anyway after missing karting for so long i decided i wanted to get away from it as the politics was starting to get to me and i wanted to go cars anyway... so was looking at the car...
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    Le mans

    Well done audi!!!
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    Newbie from ESSEX

    Morning and welcome also come from essex but live in canvey :-)
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    Oopsie

    Doesnt have abs its a 97 diesel lol
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    Oopsie

    Come outta work and its ******* down... Outta work onto the round about, slow down change to second toodle round and... The back steps out on me!! Fuuuuck!!! Its never done that before!!! Tried everything to correct it but just clipped amco on the inside and... Headlight, indicator and grill...
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    automatic lights in a toilet

    nice toilet light switch.... i have that problem on lates at work... its not fun at all, all i do is screw up balls of paper and lob them over the toilet wall hoping to the light to switch on... if all else fails i can find my a*se (sometimes) and have to do a stevie wonder wipe...
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    just answer the question...

    right, forums... not this one so much but if you put something on a forum, for instance i asked on the saxo forum does anyone know of an ecu that can switch maps quickly whilst running, its for racing perposes and was thinking of having a switch on first so when im in first its a progessive map...
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    Post pics of your A3/S3

    I got those wheels someone sed they were rs tt's... Rs4's ive now learnt :-)
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    Out of these cars what would you choose???

    Rs4 at the end of the day itll always be an rs so fingers crossed therell always be a market for it at the end...
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    What do you hate???

    People that after theyve pulled out infront at the last possible minute, then continue to dawdle along....
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    Rear brake caliper piston????

    Its really a 2 man job one goes inside and hard on the brake and the other undoes the nipple if it shoots out then theres no air there imediately, do nipe up before comming off brake and repeat a few times, if it doesnt spray then theres air in there, it usually comes out in bursts like fluid...
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    * * * Audi S3 Stolen * * *

    Saw this on fb this morning youd tagged harris, i assume im in the local area of you ill keep my eye out for anything i see, good luck
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    Do you give cash tips to taxi drivers? And why?

    Last taxi i took was cus was over the limit and werent even gonna think about risking it... He took the long way back hoping to get extra money from me i think the fare was about 22quid so i threw him 20quid and told him to go f*ck himself for being a greedy ****!!!
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    Jokes...

    So crude yet so funny!!!
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    The Ronald Opus Case

    Karma's a biatch aint she!!!
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    Tailgaters

    Ok... If your following someone and there doing 65 in 70, like i do most of the time, its ok no? Ive no problem sat behind them, however 25 in a 30 and i wanna stop and slap the driver in front... I dont know why just hate it and on multiple lane carageways when there doing that i just think to...
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    ASN's Pub

    Kevin ****** wilson super mega fugly is all i had going throigh my head lol
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    BEST ENGINE? 1.8TFSi (160ps) v 2.0TFSi (211ps) v 2.0TDi (143ps)

    +1 for the 2.7 v6 one of my dads customers has the le mans special edition and i was very very impressed with that.....
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    ASN STICKERS.

    Want some now lol is it possible to get some please :-) Thanks
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    Cold air feed

    Has anyone done it with flog lights and also how largeer hole in the air box did you make?