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Oh! I say!

No! A bar of soap lol

I wish I had sexual tension! :tumble:

LOL.. but it's NOT ok! Sit on the naughty step!

Sadly the neighbour is spoken for and I'm not one to muscle in on someone else's man. It's not right :D

I don't need no siren... if someone wants to steal it I sure as hell don't want to be woken up in the middle of the night whilst they do the deed. Who'd want to steal a ten year old 'manky-gold' coloured car anyway! And thanks for the welcome :)

LOL... I thought it was a plug but damned if I could get it off. (weak hands!) So I grabbed my somewhat very gorgeous neighbour who also owns two Audi's (great excuse to talk to him hehe) who had it unplugged in a jiffy! So, I'm all sorted thanks to this thread. Karen x

Thank you for that :) Can I just bump the question about cutting those wires though? Would I **** up anything else if I cut the wires to the siren?

Oh, ok, I now know what vagcom is... and seeing that I don't even own a set of tools I think it's safe to say I don't own a vagcom set Is there anyone in the Poole/Bournemouth area that does? Can I come and take advantage of you?

What on earth is vagcom?

Google is my friend and it led me here! I am suffering (and so are my neighbours) with the same fault. So, being a skint single parent I'm hoping to sort this myself rather than employ the extortionate services of Audi and the like. I've a 99 plate A3 1.8T I've located the black box but good...