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A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends Over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has Noticed her little...

The government today announced that it is adopting the condom as its emblem because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of ******, and gives you a sense of security while...

Spent all day yesterday cleaning and polishing the car has the weather was nice, Woke this morning to the sound of rain. Now the car looks like its been parked on Blackpool beach overnight :wtf:it not moved since i cleaned it....poxy rain

How do you get to the motor to have a look, Mine decided to stop working while upright you can push it back down by hand then if you try it again it just slowly tries to work and dies again.

Anyone know the best place to get the touch up pens ? got the code lz9w ebony pearl but can't find the colour in shops :uhm: cheers folks.

This is the garage i used to work for with my brother in law untill they moved to these premises a few months back. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/7324806.stm it was only a matter of time it before it happened and now they say the keys where in the rest of the cars waiting to...

Anyone know if the film thats on the windows can be repaired ? Somehow i've got a figure 7 like scratch about an inch long on the passenger side i think the seat belts shot back and the metal clasp has done it. would a hairdryer or something like it smooth it over. ps. its standard windows not a...

I've had my S-Line Avant190 for 6 months now and its getting a oil change the weekend 5000miles done already and just brought some menzerna 3.02 and 106 plus some collinite wax and a rotary polisher. All we need now is some nicer weather.:blownose:

Just brought a set from toys r us and for £99 are a bargin. They will play any type of disc, copy's,mp3 and hubby's even plugged the ps2 into them and that works fine but need the adapter for mains to car so they make the ideal toys to keeps the kids happy on the long journeys...

Got the keys to my 1.8 190 A4 Avant (black) on friday evening. sorry its been so long but my backside hasn't been out of the leather seat since. Can now understand the passion and pleasure driving them brings and going from a 2.0 galaxy to this is :hubbahubba: pics has soon has hubby takes some...

Hi again. Was wondering after reading the "Stolen thread" what is the security like on the A4 Avant 2004 if it helps. Not picking it up till friday'ish and have heard that its good but would rather hear it from owner/drivers. Hubby told me its like every other car "if they want it they'll get...

Hi all. Newbie here :icon_thumright: Going to pick up my 2004 A4 Avant 1.8T 190 s-line in a couple of days its got 65k on the clock and was wondering if it hasn't already had it done is it due a cam belt change. its got FSH but with the road tests and excitment forgot to ask them :keule: Thanks...