I have no service manual for my ex-leased 2005 Audi A3 Sport 1.9 TDI. The lessee did not return it with the vehicle and Audi UK will not supply a replacement. I have had two different mileages quoted by two different Audi agents for the replacement of the cambelt. Will someone with a similar car...
A man looks at his wife across the dinner table and says: 'I can't understand how you can be so beautiful and yet so stupid'.
To which she replies: 'Well God made beautiful so that you would be attracted to me and he made me stupid so that I would be attracted to you'.
:jester:
Australian tourist Q&A
The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors.
They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour...
AIRLINE LOGS
Some extracts from actual maintenance logs recorded by pilots with the responses of the ground maintenance engineers to the complaint.
Who said that engineers lack a sense of humour?
Pilot: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
Engineer: Almost replaced left inside...
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