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    cambelt change

    I have no service manual for my ex-leased 2005 Audi A3 Sport 1.9 TDI. The lessee did not return it with the vehicle and Audi UK will not supply a replacement. I have had two different mileages quoted by two different Audi agents for the replacement of the cambelt. Will someone with a similar car...
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    Beauty and the Beast

    A man looks at his wife across the dinner table and says: 'I can't understand how you can be so beautiful and yet so stupid'. To which she replies: 'Well God made beautiful so that you would be attracted to me and he made me stupid so that I would be attracted to you'.
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    Shell VS BP VS Esso ------ VOTE HERE!!

    I am on my third tank of V power diesel having previously used BP Ultimate. It seems marginally better giving 55mpg. I have used premium diesel fuels for some years with a definite improvement in engine smoothness and some increase in mpg. It takes a couple of tankfulls to notice the improvement...
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    Aussie tourists Q&A

    :jester: Australian tourist Q&A The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour...
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    Airline Logs

    AIRLINE LOGS Some extracts from actual maintenance logs recorded by pilots with the responses of the ground maintenance engineers to the complaint. Who said that engineers lack a sense of humour? Pilot: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement. Engineer: Almost replaced left inside...
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    Rear Window

    I have the same problem. It must be caused by the proximity of the aerial to the heating wiring and since my car is an A3 TDI 1.9 Sport the interference can only come from the alternator as there is no ignition circuitry to cause it. It is most probably a design fault and a small price to pay...
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    V-power diesel

    I am on my third tank of V power diesel having previously used BP Ultimate. It seems marginally better giving 55mpg. I have used premium diesel fuels for some years with a definite improvement in engine smoothness and some increase in mpg. It takes a couple of tankfulls to notice the improvement...