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A friend of mine has 12 plate RS4 with only 1400 miles on the clock. What sort of value would this have? I am asking as I do not think that he is being offered a good trade in from an Audi garage. He is looking at an A5 Sportback as a replacement.

Loved the one I heard on Chris Moyles this morning. What is the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot? One is an Australian Marsupial and the other is a Geordie who is stuck in a lift! I know loads have heard it on the radio this morning, this for...

I have my 2.0T A5 arriving on 7th January :arco: So looking forward to it, but might regret losing quattro as the roads will be very slippy!

Hi all. I have been on the forum for about three years but dont often post. The lease is up on my sportback in a few months and I reckon that I will moving on to another marque. Have always found this site very informative and useful. Now playing the game of trying to find another decent car...

Dear Robert, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than 5 miles down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I...

Is this right? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7937768.stm Admittedly it is not a nice experience BUT they are convicted criminals. All access to human rights should be forgone once any individual commits a crime against society.

Danger of Small Print

Common knowledge? Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics: 29 have been accused of spouse abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 9 have been accused of writing bad cheques 17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at...

Hilarious http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XmtPWmeGe20

Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you...

What a top online game, even amateur players and crap drivers like me can have some fun. Anydody else play this?

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Tesco Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to...

Anybody see the article in the times today where the 5 series BMW was cheaper on a run than the Prius?

Guess which won? Had an accident on Wednesday in the sportback. A fiesta managed to come across a traffic island and hit my car. No question of fault as they were on my side of the road when they hit me. My brother and I were in my car and we are both fine. Unfortunately the driver of the...

Man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night, I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I ****** myself laughing'. A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her bust bigger. He said 'try rubbing toilet paper between your tits, it's worked for your ****'. My uncle just got...

For the first time we are considering going somewhere foreign for Christmas. Ideally a bit of sunshine but also something to keep the kids amused (ages vary from 4-14). Anybody got any suggestions as to a good location? Thanks in advance for any ideas.

I have finally gotten a PS3. I have heard that there are not many good games around at the moment. Does anybody have any recommendations of any games they have tried and liked.

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50 years ago twenty white blokes chasing after a black man was called the KKK Now its called Formula 1

My other half got a letter this morning. She stayed 7 minutes over the allocated time in a private car park. Not questioning the time in any way as they did stay there that ong as the swimming times changed in the pool. BUT the fine is £95 reducing to £75 if paid within 14 days. This sounds...