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-According to his attorney, he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

For our ninth date, I thought that we should do something exciting instead of just going out to dinner, like we did the first eight times.... -So I took her to see the new Batman movie... ...It was awesome! Our dates this far can be summarized as follows: 1) Dinner 2) Dinner 3) Dinner...

...was shopping in ASDA this week, when he saw an old lady struggling with several overflowing shopping bags. " 'Scuse me luv..." he said to her, "...Can you manage okay?" "Pî$$ off!" she shouted back at him. "I don't want the fü&#îng job!!!"

One poster. -Size 'large'. Mint condition. -Never used. best offer accepted.

A"heads up" for those men who may be regular B&Q customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get DIY supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends...

...I heard the the doorbell ring, and so I went to answer the front door. As soon as I opened the door, I was immediately knocked over by three naked lesbians who charged past me into the house and ran straight to the bathroom, whereupon they leaped into the bath and set eagerly about my wife...

I finally received the black plastic Bluetooth case for mounting the BT module under the floor. -For ages it's been termprarily moundted under the dashboard, and I couldn't understand why the plastic BT module mounting case was so much money... I mean, it's only a small plastic box, -right...

Hans, a middle-aged German tourist on his first visit to Orlando, Florida, finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his...

-They were both murdered by the locals! New Man-United DVD released today... “Six and the city”. What’s the difference between Man United and a cab driver? -A cab driver only lets five in! Seriously now, any Man-U supporters feeling suicidal now have a helpline to call: The number is...

..out of MECCANO!!! Pretty damned impressive, dontcha think? Keith

I have to replace a bulb on my Sportback tails, and of course this means removing the tail lamp assembly (outer). Does anyone have any great advice as to HOW BEST to pull the assembly away from the car? -I don't want to break any of those 'ball-and-socket' parts off... Cheers! Keith

Hello playmates! -I'm looking to replace the larger knob on this RNS-E, because it has a wear spot in the middle: (don't worry... the flash just makes it look really bad!) Anyone done a chrome-knob-conversion who has one they'd care to part with? If you don't want to ship internationally...

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is life after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. -True to his word, he made the first contact: " Marion...

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary...... 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My...

An Irishman hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife". That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife; "Sweetheart, I won the prize for the Best toast of the night" She said, "Right...

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the...

Hi all, I'm going to be over in Blighty for a few days, and I wanted to see if the parts to do the RNS-E antenna upgrade are any cheaper over there than they are over here... But I'll need to know in ADVANCE of geting there, so that the dealer can order them in for me, if you know what I mean...

I'm trying to pull the RNS-E to install the bluetooth, and the upper right latch won't release. This is an LHD dashboard, so it's right nect to the glove box... anyone know if the glove compartment comes out easily,and if so if there's a handy path to the back of the RNS-E to slip a...

Keef

Hey fellas, I bought a factory retrofit kit for Bluetooth, which comprises the bluetooth module, the microphone, the antenna and the harness which connects the mic, the module and the head unit (using the quadlock 'insert' piece) What I don't have is any instructions on where the module goes...