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The ****** kebab shop last night slipped a old £1 coin in my change last night!!!!
 
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Sunday evenings. It’s too late to do anything and too near Monday morning.


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people that insist on parking right next door to my car in a carpark that is almost empty, and , I've parked right across the other side of the car park with no other cars ..arghhhh , why do they do that.
 
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people that insist on parking right next door to my car in a car that is almost empty, and , I've parked right across the other side of the car park with no other cars ..arghhhh , why do they do that.

That happens to me all the time. One time it happened the driver asked why I had a face like thunder so I explained why. She moved away from me then


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It drives me up the wall, do they think cars get lonely or something...
 
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Put the coin through their window. Alright maybe a bit extreme.

Here's one of the brake pads only a couple of thousand miles of driving after the so called full mot.
 

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Oh yes , and did I mention this before, I "HATE " onion , just cant stand the stuff and why is it put in everything edible, its just out of order frankly.
Classic example is the plain old chicken and mushroom pie, so why stick heaps of onions and peas in it......the mind boggles frankly..
 
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Oh yes , and did I mention this before, I "HATE " onion , just cant stand the stuff and why is it put in everything edible, its just out of order frankly.
Classic example is the plain old chicken and mushroom pie, so why stick heaps of onions and peas in it......the mind boggles frankly..

For me it’s cheese . Why does everything in restaurants have cheese in it


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The nutters on the motorway travelling at over 80 in sh*t weather with NO LIGHTS ON AT ALL .
I slowed down to 50 and they were all speeding by me TUBES .
In fact on all roads when the weather is not good and most seem to be in dark cars .
 
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The nutters on the motorway travelling at over 80 in sh*t weather with NO LIGHTS ON AT ALL .
I slowed down to 50 and they were all speeding by me TUBES .
In fact on all roads when the weather is not good and most seem to be in dark cars .

Is it that they think DLR work on the front and rear. I was traveling up the M6 this morning and the number of cars I passed without lights on was scary.


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I had one of those annoying phone calls saying I was in a car accident. So I decided this time lets have some fun.

I said oh good iv'e been waiting for you guys to call. Who is paying to fix my Penis? They replied 'WHAT???' I said stuff the car and fix my penis.

They hung up
 
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I had one of those annoying phone calls saying I was in a car accident. So I decided this time lets have some fun.

I said oh good iv'e been waiting for you guys to call. Who is paying to fix my Penis? They replied 'WHAT???' I said stuff the car and fix my penis.

They hung up
Lmao, that's priceless. :)
 
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I’ve started replying to those calls with “ hello caller you are on the air”


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Is it that they think DLR work on the front and rear. I was traveling up the M6 this morning and the number of cars I passed without lights on was scary.


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It's frightening how many people still don't know that a) their DRL's aren't sufficient in certain conditions and b) their tail lights aren't on when the front DRL's are. Thankfully the newer Audi's have both front and rear on permanently as I assume the law will change soon in the UK.
 
It's frightening how many people still don't know that a) their DRL's aren't sufficient in certain conditions and b) their tail lights aren't on when the front DRL's are. Thankfully the newer Audi's have both front and rear on permanently as I assume the law will change soon in the UK.

I changed my DLR to rear on as soon as I got it. I think it makes more sense.


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Drivers that decide to turn left or right then make the turn and indicate when they have turned off ....................arggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh , that really gets right up my nose...
 
People who don't know how to run down a filter lane and join a motorway without causing me to adjust my speed or trying to take my nose of me because there is someone behind me.
 
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I've probably ranted about this before (in fact I know I have on the A3/S3 8V forum) but now that the darker mornings are upon us in the UK, the number of drivers who I see (or don't!!) as they're driving with their DRL's on not realising they've no back lights - fannies!!
At least the latest Audi's have the rears on as standard now in anticipation of the rules changing.
Thanks for listening.:wtf:
 
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The nationwide adverts with the stupid poems do my head in.




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The nationwide adverts with the stupid poems do my head in.




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I hate all bank and building society adverts; none more than those "whole of life" stories of kids growing up to have kids of their own and everyone living happily ever after with their bank. They make me want to hurl.
 
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I hate week days now... got accepted for a new job over a month ago, submitted all my identification, work experiance, contacts, you name it I did it thirty odd pages of the stuff all submitted next day but the guy who was supposed to be dealing with it was off and now he's off again until the end of the month and SUPPOSEDLY nothing has came back according to the other guys in terms of references but the bloke (who I managed to catch over the phone) said himself they were more coming to him so I garantee the other people just don't have access to his emails or something. Loosing my mind with what to do with myself.

If anyone has some web stuff for me or something drop us a pm, got quite the portfolio and experiance of all things front and back end (when I finally start work my title will be senior developer, I can also do Photoshop, fix PC's/make them faster and all sorts).
 
I despise, with a passion I don't have the words to describe, people in lifts who push the door close button after someone has got off at an earlier floor from the one they're going to. It is the most pointless exercise in time-saving anywhere in the solar system.
 
I despise, with a passion I don't have the words to describe, people in lifts who push the door close button after someone has got off at an earlier floor from the one they're going to. It is the most pointless exercise in time-saving anywhere in the solar system.

Oh dear, I'm that guy haha.

Best of it is when you get in the lift at work with your colleagues to go home but realise you need the loo, so you press all the buttons for the other floors then get out to go to the loo whilst your colleagues are stuck stopping at every floor :blow:
 
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But you know you're doing well if you can make them chuck from over twenty feet away.
 
It’s just like parking I’m out for a meal with my wife and we sit to the far side of restaurant away from the general hubbub, and then two people come in and sit at the table right next to us, and talk, talk, talk, plenty of tables elsewhere........why do they do it?


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For me it’s cheese . Why does everything in restaurants have cheese in it


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Because people like me would quite happily eat their own weight in cheese every day. :)
 
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Gastropubs when bar staff ask "hows your day been today?" and it's obviously been forced on them to ask that by management!!
All balls..

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You never fart in a restaurant, that's a big no no.

Being forced to ask how's your day is a bit much but manners is not too much to ask. I don't expect anyone to grovel at my feet when being served but pleased and thank yous, YES. Last Christmas in debanams we were being served and the Mrs was dealing with the girl who just ozed attitude, almost like you could sense evil. You had to be there. So the conversation was the statement of a figure, 20.50 say, no please. Handed the change back with no dialogue at all and then my eldest is very friendly and started talking to the girl who didn't say anything just had a curious look on her face, not negative but not really engaging either. I was watching her and thinking to myself "Careful love as you're about half a second off of getting your pan knocked in.".
No need to be rude with weans.

Still get cross when I think about her.
 
People who drive up a lane knowing full well that it’s closed further on, then they fully expect to just push in further up.


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This guy actually pointed his car straight at my front wing, no attempt was made to see if I was going to let him in, just indicator on and pointing his car at mine


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This guy actually pointed his car straight at my front wing, no attempt was made to see if I was going to let him in, just indicator on and pointing his car at mine


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Hate it when that happens. Although the Cordoba looks like a bit of a scrapper at the minute so people usually back down as they realise I don't care and won't yield. I will yield of they have right of way or the zip filter law is place in slow moving traffic of course.