The ****** kebab shop last night slipped a old £1 coin in my change last night!!!!
people that insist on parking right next door to my car in a car that is almost empty, and , I've parked right across the other side of the car park with no other cars ..arghhhh , why do they do that.
Oh yes , and did I mention this before, I "HATE " onion , just cant stand the stuff and why is it put in everything edible, its just out of order frankly.
Classic example is the plain old chicken and mushroom pie, so why stick heaps of onions and peas in it......the mind boggles frankly..
The nutters on the motorway travelling at over 80 in sh*t weather with NO LIGHTS ON AT ALL .
I slowed down to 50 and they were all speeding by me TUBES .
In fact on all roads when the weather is not good and most seem to be in dark cars .
Lmao, that's priceless.I had one of those annoying phone calls saying I was in a car accident. So I decided this time lets have some fun.
I said oh good iv'e been waiting for you guys to call. Who is paying to fix my Penis? They replied 'WHAT???' I said stuff the car and fix my penis.
They hung up
I claim for an accident where I died .
Is it that they think DLR work on the front and rear. I was traveling up the M6 this morning and the number of cars I passed without lights on was scary.
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It's frightening how many people still don't know that a) their DRL's aren't sufficient in certain conditions and b) their tail lights aren't on when the front DRL's are. Thankfully the newer Audi's have both front and rear on permanently as I assume the law will change soon in the UK.
Me too.I changed my DLR to rear on as soon as I got it. I think it makes more sense.
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I hate all bank and building society adverts; none more than those "whole of life" stories of kids growing up to have kids of their own and everyone living happily ever after with their bank. They make me want to hurl.The nationwide adverts with the stupid poems do my head in.
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I despise, with a passion I don't have the words to describe, people in lifts who push the door close button after someone has got off at an earlier floor from the one they're going to. It is the most pointless exercise in time-saving anywhere in the solar system.
Because people like me would quite happily eat their own weight in cheese every day.For me it’s cheese . Why does everything in restaurants have cheese in it
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This guy actually pointed his car straight at my front wing, no attempt was made to see if I was going to let him in, just indicator on and pointing his car at mine ️
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