Back home now with a celebratory drink and the manual
Can't fault the handover, I was there for about 90 minutes and the guy who dealt with me was very good at making sure I had the info I needed. He was quite knowledgeable about Audi Connect setups, which was good. I'm still not properly connected though. All the panels were fine, the wheels, chrome etc as well.
I'm glad I went through every last thing (even got the factory report out to confirm the suspension and fuel/AdBlue tank size changes). It turned out I have a fault with the hands-free boot opening (which I got as part of the Comfort pack). This ended up as something I wish I'd video'd when about three guys went all Monty Python on it trying to make it work. At first one of them brushed it off saying it doesn't always work, etc, but we got a senior tech in who agreed it wasn't working so they'll book it in to get looked at. It's not the worst thing to be faulty.
Audi Connect was a pain, it didn't even recognise the data module to begin with. Following some threads here I restarted the module, tried a few other things but no joy - kept telling me to insert a sim. Now I'm back at home it's half working - I can now download Google Maps etc, but I've not been able to add myself as a key user, whenever I enter the scratch-off code I get a "server error, try again". Given up for now and will go in tomorrow if no joy.
The car is fantastic, even better than I expected and although I've only got the 150PS engine it's noticeably nippier than the 150 in my old Volvo (which was a couple hundred kilo heavier), which is nice.
Matrix lights and the B&O sound system are superb! Adaptive CC working in traffic jams right down to zero is also fantastic (my last car with ACC was a manual). Not had a play with CarPlay yet, will do that tomorrow.
Just need to sort adding a key user to MMI and I'll be very good