What do you hate???

Noisy neighbors!!!!! Going to have a word with him when I get home tonight. Bet it turns into a screaming match.

At least it will entertain the other neighbors.

Fight, fight, fight. Has to be done. I'll get the popcorn in.
 
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I was very diplomatic. He threw his toys out the pram over another issue between us. In the end he stomped off with the hump as he wasn't getting his own way. To many steroids rotten his brain and a bit of short man syndrome is his problem


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. I'm only 5'11'' and skinny but he's a lot shorter than me. I live above a shop I rent out. ****** loading up vans at 11pm on a Sunday again!!! When it got heated I just said look I own the land so do as your told. Made him look a bit stupid in front of his mates. Cheeky git was saying he was going to charge me for a oil stain on the driveway he just had paved. Not in the contract mate but if you bill me I'll bill you for the scratch you left on my S3. Then he walked off the little tw@t


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Saw him this morning as I was getting in my car. He quickly jumped out his van and ignored my hello. But I thought ill wind him up again so I ran after him and said didn't you hear me???? So I waved and said hello how are you this morning, Everything alright? (with a happy grin on my face) He just looked at the floor said hello back back and walked off :whistle2:
 
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when you spend the whole day before cleaning your car and the next morning you come across bird poo!!!!! See these ****** birds, I'll be buying a shotgun next they'll not try it again!!!!!
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Gastroenteritis. 'Nuf said :pensive:
 
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one speed drivers that do 40 in a 30 then still do 40 in a 60 nobs
I hear ya Martin.
Around here we've got a stretch going from 60 to 40 to 30 and then back up again and we get this all the time. Drivers who drive at 45 through them all. Never any speed cops when they're speeding through the village either.
 
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Family drama the gift that keeps on giving .

FML


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People who stop or slow to a crawl on a 60 mph trunk road to let someone out of a junction.............."WHY DO THEY DO IT?" ****** morons, don't they understand the rules of the road?
Another favourite are the ones who cheekily nip out in front of you then accelerate like a lethargic snail up to 40 on a 60mph road.
 
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People who stop or slow to a crawl on a 60 mph trunk road to let someone out of a junction.............."WHY DO THEY DO IT?" ****** morons, don't they understand the rules of the road?
Another favourite are the ones who cheekily nip out in front of you then accelerate like a lethargic snail up to 40 on a 60mph road.
People who slow down on a 60mph road to let someone out of a junction!!!!! I hate that!!!! Especially when you have a tailgating bast*** behind you that nearly goes into to back of you because they have to brake so hard!!!!!

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People who spell things like " t haitch i n g s, it's not ****** haitch. Also the number of people who use defiantly instead of definitely, Hah Ha!
 
People who spell things like " t haitch i n g s, it's not ****** haitch. Also the number of people who use defiantly instead of definitely, Hah Ha!
Some of us is thick tho and cant spell

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**** what a day had to change steering rack in my new bag of joy 53reg a3 after getting the newer steering rack I assume.I had to take trunking off wiring so the clips reach the newer rack and snapped a bolt and bit of sub frame broke what a joke couldn't believe it I was rushing a bit wanted to get it dun also had a appointment to keep Because I broke the old ecu off steering wheel couple days ago had to get second hand one with same numbers and get it coded was thinking I'd have it dun today what a fluffing joke hoping it will be ready tomorrow and arrange it with Alex to go there and do coding wen he has time I'm crying inside and filled with rage at my self for being a knob but what the hell live and learn an all that,also don't help I love my Audi already shh don't let the 8l hear she will throw a Wobbly lol
 
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I can't stress it enough, I HATE tailgaters. Got tailgated by some idiot in a land rover today on my way to work. Why? Just Why??? Also the 3rd car in front of me there was a woman in a Peugeot 206 literally right behind a tractor tailgating it and braking every 2 seconds because she was getting too close. I hate them. Please all tailgaters die, please.

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**** what a day had to change steering rack in my new bag of joy 53reg a3 after getting the newer steering rack I assume.I had to take trunking off wiring so the clips reach the newer rack and snapped a bolt and bit of sub frame broke what a joke couldn't believe it I was rushing a bit wanted to get it dun also had a appointment to keep Because I broke the old ecu off steering wheel couple days ago had to get second hand one with same numbers and get it coded was thinking I'd have it dun today what a fluffing joke hoping it will be ready tomorrow and arrange it with Alex to go there and do coding wen he has time I'm crying inside and filled with rage at my self for being a knob but what the hell live and learn an all that,also don't help I love my Audi already shh don't let the 8l hear she will throw a Wobbly lol

I feel your pain. On other days it's a piece of cake, strange. Lesson learnt, wire brush exposed threads use plus gas and coppaslip on reassembly.


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I feel your pain. On other days it's a piece of cake, strange. Lesson learnt, wire brush exposed threads use plus gas and coppaslip on reassembly.


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Don't coppaslip bolts, they can wind their way out with vibration even when torqued correctly. That's what thread lock is for. Use penetrating fluid and heat to get stubborn bolts out. Also use six sided sockets, the 12 pointed ones will round bolt heads in a hurry.
 
Don't coppaslip bolts, they can wind their way out with vibration even when torqued correctly. That's what thread lock is for. Use penetrating fluid and heat to get stubborn bolts out. Also use six sided sockets, the 12 pointed ones will round bolt heads in a hurry.
I should have been more specific, coppaslip the exposed end of the bolts after reassembly, this will stop any corrosion building up
 
Ah mate I put car back together had a track rod end mess up rounded the Allen to hold socket had to get mate to help heat old rod end up to get off cut stud to remove bolt on the one on my car and replace then re Aline subframe mate ended up doing that lol result oh yeah other rack fits and you DO NOT need extra wire you have to remove wire trunking and it reaches the steering rack anyway got it all dun put it down all works no lights on the dash haven't driven it yet just did few turns of steering really confused was exspecting bleep bleeep bleep just waiting to see what happens
 
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I hate waiting to hear a bleep or see a light come on low and behold have the esp light come on I have to replace the steering cm to one that matched the original one :culpability:just want to drive my new car ***
 
Oh God, just the right place to rent.
I HATE women. Being newly divorced and having to spend 3 years with that bitch almost made me commit suicide. You can never make them happy like ever. I did everything she asked for. I worked a full-time job + took care of the house + looked after our little girl. What do I get in return? An ungrateful wife. So glad I got rid of her.
 
Oh God, just the right place to rent.
I HATE women. Being newly divorced and having to spend 3 years with that bitch almost made me commit suicide. You can never make them happy like ever. I did everything she asked for. I worked a full-time job + took care of the house + looked after our little girl. What do I get in return? An ungrateful wife. So glad I got rid of her.

Mate don't my wifes sister is getting divorced and I have to listen to all s**t. She chucked him out twice saying he's annoying even tho he did everything but he's now just bitter and full of hate. I just feel sorry for the kids as there stuck in the middle.
 
People who toot their horn when they're leaving people they've just visited, despite the fact the people are standing next to their car! "JUST SAY GOODBYE ***!!!!" :blink:

And .............relax, I'm sorry :huh:
 
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I toot my granny because she's half blind and almost deaf.

You don't stay across the street from me so I'm fine with that

Diesels, I don't know whether it's the noise they make or some of the people who don't know how to drive them, for instance, drive in first to maximum revs, hold it there for five seconds then change to second and repeat, do this in the first three gears then proceed at 45 mph in 60 speed limit.


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Lol, that's not how I drive my diesel. The wean says I drive it like I stole it and that the Mrs parks it like she stole it. I can't stand people tooting for people to come out that they are giving a lift, lazy sods should get out and knock the door.
 
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I hate it when women drive past Tooting's their horn and wolf whistling at me on my walk to work
 
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People who can't use a bus lane and give me funny looks and abuse because I can read a ****** sign seriously it's not hard to understand
 
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I hate it when women drive past Tooting's their horn and wolf whistling at me on my walk to work

Sorry, I will try to contain myself from now on. :)
 
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I wishing only joking only time I get beeped at is usually followed with F off ha
 
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I don't sit down to watch it, but if I turn the TV on and it's on I'm drawn in... But the 'Four in a bed' program, when they're writing and reading the reviews - the fact that they all repeat the name of the hotel over and over really winds me up! :grumpy:
 
I don't sit down to watch it, but if I turn the TV on and it's on I'm drawn in... But the 'Four in a bed' program, when they're writing and reading the reviews - the fact that they all repeat the name of the hotel over and over really winds me up! :grumpy:
You are in control of the remote Mike, you can change the channel, hehe. Knowing your luck you will end up with come dine with me, now that's a programme I hate so much. :)
 
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You are in control of the remote Mike, you can change the channel, hehe. Knowing your luck you will end up with come dine with me, now that's a programme I hate so much. :)

That's true! It's even voice controlled... so I have no excuse really.... tho what would I complain about if it wasn't that


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Voice controlled, pfft must be nice, it doesn't work for us north of the border, for example
 
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Voice controlled, pfft must be nice, it doesn't work for us north of the border, for example


Haha. I never said it was reliable! I'm a bit of a geek truth be told. So all my lights, 3D printer and TV, Sky are all powered by Siri.

Via a raspberry pi running some home automation software (Homebridge)

There would be more.... but I keep sinking my cash into cars instead


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