OK.. Been thinking about this a while now...
Moving the OBD2 Port probably isn't the best idea.. if you see the pics, they've ripped out the entire glove box and everything else (looking for GPS I assume?).. so if the port is moved, they're going to find it anyway...
How do I go about disabling it without a key through VCDS, PLEASE!
The point is they have 15 seconds to plug in their equipment and disable the alarm - if you move the port so they can't find it without removing panels, they will scarper before the alarm goes off.