Bad Parking

The driver will be more annoyed the fact his car was classified in the press as "navy blue", I know what you lads are like on here for your sepang lol
 
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LMFAO !!! fair point well put FBF01 I missed that :uncomfortableness:
 
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Pffft, she has two doors and plenty of room to reverse straight back, he was just ensuring he could get out the car! ****** car park spaces being so small!
 
The driver who parked like that was a bell end.
 
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A tight fit like her dresses , lol .
 
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Once was in a situation like this, went through the boot.

If I had a tight dress on I think I would have phoned a paper first too....:oops:
 
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Why the hell do we need a load of pics of the girl in a dress inserted into the article?

This is b****x, I recon she parked like that for the publicity lol

Mine Due kudos for getting so close and causing no damage.
 
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I think she's maybe using Facebook to sell those Purses she is clutching in each pic...just a thought LOL ;)
 
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If that was a Toyota it wouldn't be news worthy. Why not put the child seat in the back and climb in?

Also, is that a corsa vxr? Pha didn't think so, crawl back in your 1.2 and back under the rock you came from.
 
bhahaha, amazing. But that could have been me, I wouldnt risk scuffing my bumper on that wall, look at it, its full of paintsmears.
 
A Range Rover did this to me at Sainsbury's a few weeks ago, didn't make the national news though.

Maybe I should wear a tight dress.
 
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A5 driver clearly a moronic dickhead. Anyone with a brain would reverse in to that space and park mm from the wall instead, guess he didn't have too much in the way of brains though. I know that car park and those spaces are pretty tight (though I've managed to reverse into that very space before without issue...)

If he's incapable of reversing in or using his brain, he should just find a different space (obviously). It's not rocket science.
 
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I know what I'd be doing if I came back to a dip sh*t parking like that and he wouldn't be drivig off so quickly that is For sure.
 
I don't see an issue

There's slways the passenger door or the boot! Poor Audi driver been victimised, she gets in the paper in a load of different dresses and he didn't get to show off his suit once..... Selfish cow
 
Oh dear - as if we Audi drivers need more reason for others to moan about us. I usually do my best to show that not all Audi drivers are inconsiderate and aggressive, but occasionally you have to take action that can be misinterpreted as 'typical bl★★dy Audi driver!' Does that happen to you too? Does it concern you?
 
The more I look at this and the publicity it has caused it seems staged .

The bad parking is too ridiculous and too accurate.

Either an anonymous Audi A5 driver is the UK's most wanted or Stephanie has had it staged because she is a wannabe catalogue model .
 
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I can't believe it made 3 National "newspapers" *** either Name and shame the guy ( as supposedly he phoned in to give his side) or just let it drop ... :keule:
and 2nd the LOL @Catalogue model
 
:eek: it was staged, Ok the Audi driver parked terribly, but I believe the woman parked her car next to his as a way to become an internationally famous catalogue model!:detective2:
 
I am pretty OCD when it comes to car parks, even at work. Must be an end space, preferably where the possibility of any car parking next to me isn't the drivers door (probability greater of a door not opening next to me). I even swear out loud if someone has beaten me to my preferred spot. I'm worse at the moment while the car is new!!
 
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jaypers777 said:
I am pretty OCD when it comes to car parks, even at work. Must be an end space, preferably where the possibility of any car parking next to me isn't the drivers door (probability greater of a door not opening next to me). I even swear out loud if someone has beaten me to my preferred spot. I'm worse at the moment while the car is new!!
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I think this is fairly normal behaviour for all of us on here as we are all people who like to look after our cars. I'm always on the look out for the end space, even if it means parking miles away from where I want to be.
 
Here's mine parked at Bluewater ;) I got soaked as a result of parking so far away!

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I always park in the cinema car park, under cover :D
 
OK so I nipped into Land Rover to collect something, I had plenty of parking options so I parked over by the flowers/end of row to minimize potential hits lol.

Came back out two minutes later to find the following:

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Luckily I had enough room to three point turn and get out, but it did cross my mind to either go inside and find the driver, or wait for him to come out and then fire a load of abuse at him lol.

What a **** :D
 
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