Yeah it's a joke. Probably in bad taste given your experience yesterday... Sorry about that.
My collection went without a hitch. All bits and bobs present and correct. Even managed to get Audi Connect working at the first time of asking. Didn't get an umbrella (gutted) but did get an Audi branded moleskine notebook and a few other bits. Some mugs are being sent to me.
Back down in the safety of the south now. I would pop outside and take some pics but it's absolutely pi$$ing it down.
No problem, Pleased all went well for you, seems I have got all the bad s#### for this dealer.
You can have this mug, sarcastic reference to myself........
Realised this morning spare key did not even get a cheap dealer key fob, no top up bottle of oil in the boot and there were no MMI cables supplied although we had agreed on being supplied cables for both Iphone 4 and 5.
Mailed senior sales manager this morning about MMI cables and not got a response yet...Ho Hum